For
those
whose
awesomeness
includes
a
certain
big-picture
sensibility
which
embraces
the
idea
that
the
act
of
wearing
a
T-shirt
with
a
proclamation
of
...
one’s
own
awesomeness
expressed
with
a
slightly
dorky
pun
referencing
a
noble
belief
in
foods
made
from
nutritious
and
sustainable
oats
is,
in
fact,
totally
awesome
in
and
of
itself.
Upcycled
or
pre-loved
or
rescued
or
whatever
you
want
to
call
it,
you’re
going
to
love
wearing
this
T-shirt.
Everyone
else
has!
Given
the
exciting
and
unpredictable
nature
of
buying
pre-owned
clothing,
this
webpage
can’t
provide
specifics
about
the
T-shirt
that
will
arrive
in
your
mailbox.
What
it
can
tell
you
is
that
your
T-shirt
will
for
sure
say
'Totally
Oatsome!'
and
it
will
be
in
precisely
the
unisex
size
you
select—but
its
other
attributes
(color,
print,
style)
are
like
a
fun
planet-forward
mystery!
Please
do
expect
your
upcycled
T-shirt
to
be
awesome
and
unique
but
also
expect
this
sentence
to
have
an
asterisk
attached
to
a
super-official
disclaimer.*
Enjoy!
*
The
item
you
receive
will
not
be
as
pictured.