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Oats Sweatshirt


If you dream of being the bearer of amazing small grain news in order to enlighten whoever may float into your orbit, here’s the perfect conversation starter. You can kick off your oat-positive propaganda with an interpretation like Oats Are The Sh*t or just keep things at face value if acronyms are not your style. This one compliments any toy horns or baroque flutes you might use as fashion accessories for merch shop photo shoots or even just to, like play music. The possibilities are endless!

Of course, that’s just a nice way of saying you are now in a highly competitive race against a bunch of other oatmilk enthusiasts to see who can hit the Add to Cart button, type in a bunch of numbers and check out the fastest. By the way, we totally hope you win.

There were 50 of these to begin with, and currently there are however many the internet bots in charge of sweatshirt counting say there are on the ticker up there, so hopefully this sentence will end soon allowing you to stop reading and start clicking the black button.

Size Guide

Body Length
26 1/2 28 29 1/2 31 32 1/2 34
Body Width
20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25 26 1/2 28

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