Wow No Cow! T-Shirt
Don’t be distracted by any colorful tracksuits or super nonchalant persons holding giant umbrellas. They are only here to provide the superfluousness that customarily adds interest on merch store webpages so that you might notice this plain black t-shirt featuring a simple rhyming phrase and realize that it actually bestows the wearer with the opportunity to show the world something opposite of superfluousness, like a personal belief in doing what’s good for yourself, the planet and all the beings who live here. That’s all.
Of course, that’s just a nice way of saying you are now in a highly competitive race against a bunch of other oatmilk enthusiasts to see who can hit the Add to Cart button, type in a bunch of numbers and check out the fastest. By the way, we totally hope you win.
There were 50 of these to begin with, and currently there are however many the internet bots in charge of t-shirt counting say there are on the ticker up there, so hopefully this sentence will end soon allowing you to stop reading and start clicking the black button.
This t-shirt will be coming to you directly from a couple of tables we pushed together in the back corner of the New York office. And by “we” we mean Mary, Chelsea, Emily and Cheyenne — your friendly Oatly comms team. We’ll pack your order as fast as we can between social posts, webpages and bus posters or whatever, but we’d like to respectfully request about 7-10 business days worth of your patience in the interest of keeping carpal tunnel from setting in too quickly, if it’s cool with you.
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