Wow No Cow! T-Shirt

Don’t be distracted by any colorful tracksuits or super nonchalant persons holding giant umbrellas. They are only here to provide the superfluousness that customarily adds interest on merch store webpages so that you might notice this plain black t-shirt featuring a simple rhyming phrase and realize that it actually bestows the wearer with the opportunity to show the world something opposite of superfluousness, like a personal belief in doing what’s good for yourself, the planet and all the beings who live here. That’s all.

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When will I get it?

This t-shirt will be coming to you directly from a couple of tables we pushed together in a back corner of the New York office. And by “we” we mean Mary, Chelsea, Emily and Cheyenne — your friendly Oatly comms team. We’ll pack your order as fast as we can between social posts, webpages and bus signs or whatever, but we’d like to respectfully request about 7-10 business days worth of your patience in the interest of keeping carpal tunnel from setting in too quickly, if it’s cool with you.