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Wow No Cow! T-Shirt

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Don’t be distracted by any colorful tracksuits or super nonchalant persons holding giant umbrellas. They are only here to provide the superfluousness that customarily adds interest on merch webpages so that you might notice this plain black t-shirt featuring a simple rhyming phrase and realize that it actually provides the wearer an opportunity to show the world something opposite of superfluousness, like a personal belief in doing what’s good for yourself, the planet and all the beings who live here. That’s all.

Size Guide

Size Body Length (inches) Body Width (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31
2XL 32 26

When will I get it?

ASAP! Which sounds great and is totally true, but currently means we are requesting about 4-7 business days worth of your patience while our web store team hustles to get you your new Wow No Cow! T-Shirt. Hope that’s cool with you.

Return Policy

We’re happy to accept your return within 30 days for a full refund of unwashed, unworn items. Just send us a note at and let us know your name, the order number, which items and how many units you are returning, along with the reason for the return. We’ll get back to you with instructions on how to send the items back to us.

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