Oh hey, you made it.

As a reward, we’re going to teach you how to dance. Step one is put on your favorite upbeat music because we can’t have people dancing to sad melodies. Step 2 is read the rest of the steps.

Like we said, there are dances here. You don’t need to be a professional dancer to do them. You don’t need to do them at all because while ad tech is pretty crazy, we can’t tell if you actually danced or not.


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