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Wow No Cow! T-Shirt

$28.00

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Don’t be distracted by any colorful tracksuits or super nonchalant persons holding giant umbrellas. They are only here to provide the superfluousness that customarily adds interest on merch store webpages so that you might notice this plain black t-shirt featuring a simple rhyming phrase and realize that it actually bestows the wearer with the opportunity to show the world something opposite of superfluousness, like a personal belief in doing what’s good for yourself, the planet and all the beings who live here. That’s all.

Of course, that’s just a nice way of saying you are now in a highly competitive race against a bunch of other oatmilk enthusiasts to see who can hit the Add to Cart button, type in a bunch of numbers and check out the fastest. By the way, we totally hope you win.

There were 50 of these to begin with, and currently there are however many the internet bots in charge of t-shirt counting say there are on the ticker up there, so hopefully this sentence will end soon allowing you to stop reading and start clicking the black button.

Size Guide


S M L XL 2XL
Body Length
(inches)
26.5
27
27.5
28
28.5
Body Width
(inches)
20
21
22.5
23.5
25
Arm Length
(inches)
7.5 8 8.5 8.5 9

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